Jag tänkte att jag har ju bara skrivit låtar om kärlek och döden och så, så nu bestämde jag mej för att skriva nå annorlunda, så jag skrev en låt som handlar om jultomten xD

Saningen om honom.
Och här har ni den:

The True Santa Claus

He's fatt
He's back
He's old
He wears a red coat
He and the new puck
Takes a quickie befor he goes
Put's some clothes on
Steps through the door
It's time for santa to go

Christmas time
You gotta know what's right
Know the truth about our santaclaus
Out lovely santaclaus
He drinks to be on time
He takes drugs to be nice
One thing you gotta know about our santaclaus
Our lovely santaclaus
He's Gay, nothing but gay
Hey, hey, hey
I gotta say
This is the truth
Nothing but the truth about our santaclaus

It's christmas time
Time for santa to lay down
He takes a zipp
And some kokain
Now santa feels free
Free to go out
And try to be nice

Christmas time
You gotta know what's right
Know the truth about our santaclaus
Out lovely santaclaus
He drinks to be on time
He takes drugs to be nice
One thing you gotta know about our santaclaus
Our lovely santaclaus
He's Gay, nothing but gay
Hey, hey, hey
I gotta say
This is the truth
Nothing but the truth about our santaclaus
He's a perve
He's a nerd
We still love our mr. Christmas
He got no miss
cuz he's the queer
He keeps the young pucks near
Don't freak out
Cuz it's...

Christmas time
You gotta know what's right
Know the truth about our santaclaus
Out lovely santaclaus
He drinks to be on time
He takes drugs to be nice
One thing you gotta know about our santaclaus
Our lovely santaclaus
He's Gay, nothing but gay
Hey, hey, hey
I gotta say
This is the truth
Nothing but the truth about our santaclaus
He's a perve
He's a nerd
We still love our Mr. Christmas
Our lovely christmas
Parents hate him
Kids love him
He'll allways be our lovely Santaclaus

Tack för tiden :)