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Today, I got home from work and found a paper bag full of condoms. I also stepped on a pile of used condoms on the floor, and I found a bottle of lotion on the coffee table. I am single and no one else lives in my apartment. I think I need to move. FML
Today, my husband and I went to dinner to celebrate our 1st anniversary. I mentioned that we'd never had a single fight. Now, I'm sleeping in the living room and we aren't talking. We got into a fight about if we had ever fought before. FML
Today, I spent 3 hours making a birthday cake for my mother. After burning my finger twice and destroying the kitchen with cake mix, I put the cake up on the kitchen table and watched as my cat jumped up and knocked it off. FML
Today, I was awakened by the sound of my boyfriend in the bathroom taking a number two, yelling "OH YEAH!" in his Randy Savage Macho Man voice. FML
Today, my husband and I went to dinner to celebrate our 1st anniversary. I mentioned that we'd never had a single fight. Now, I'm sleeping in the living room and we aren't talking. We got into a fight about if we had ever fought before. FML
Today, I spent 3 hours making a birthday cake for my mother. After burning my finger twice and destroying the kitchen with cake mix, I put the cake up on the kitchen table and watched as my cat jumped up and knocked it off. FML
Today, I was awakened by the sound of my boyfriend in the bathroom taking a number two, yelling "OH YEAH!" in his Randy Savage Macho Man voice. FML
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